> Some of these you have heard before, but enjoy anyway.
> > Thoughts to Ponder...
> > > Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
> > Can you cry under water?
> > How important does a person have to be before they are considered > > assassinated instead of just murdered? > > >
> > If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
> > Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
> > Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny > > for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
> > Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were > > buried in for eternity?
> > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > What disease did cured ham actually have?
> > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would bea good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up > > like every two hours?
> > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
> > Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in > > binoculars to look at things on the ground?
> > How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
> > Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
> > If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
> > Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
> > > Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
> > Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze > these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
> > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> > When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you > > to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
> > If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
> > Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> > If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, > > why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> > Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're > > both dogs!
> > What do you call male ballerinas?
> > Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
> > If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> > If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > > vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
> > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> > Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> > Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the > same tune?
> > Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but > > call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
> > Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at > you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the > > window?