Shoshy
08-03-2005, 03:01 PM
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a
vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely
ballistic.
"You
Impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
allof these years?
You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the
Eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy
habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a
vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely
ballistic.
"You
Impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
allof these years?
You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the
Eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."