QueenofLilies
03-25-2005, 01:09 AM
How to Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)
4. Turn on the water.
5. Check for pecs again. (Still No.)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
Wash the rest of your body.
12. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.
14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
Natasha
03-25-2005, 12:11 PM
How to Shower Like a Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)
4. Turn on the water.
5. Check for pecs again. (Still No.)
6. Get in the shower.
7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)
8. Wash your face.
9. Wash your armpits.
Wash the rest of your body.
12. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.
14. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror.
16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.
17. Return to the bedroom wearing a towel, if you pass your girlfriend/wife, flash her.
guys, is this true? Have your actual shower habits been revealed to the public?
lenchiknyc
03-25-2005, 01:31 PM
guys, is this true? Have your actual shower habits been revealed to the public?
Natasha, did you read about how girls shower? Do you think that our shower habits were exposed?
Aragorn
03-25-2005, 02:14 PM
What are the shower habits when a man and a wife shower together I wonder? Any ideas. It is unfair to a wife if her husband finishes first in five minutes and she is left alone in a shower for another twenty minutes. And if the husband stays with her for those twenty minutes, what is he going to do there? Is he going to watch her like TV how she showers or just .....hmmm...... ok I will not say it....my imagination is just running wild now. And please keep you hands on a keyboard.
OlorinGandalf
03-25-2005, 03:38 PM
What are the shower habits when a man and a wife shower together I wonder? Any ideas. It is unfair to a wife if her husband finishes first in five minutes and she is left alone in a shower for another twenty minutes. And if the husband stays with her for those twenty minutes, what is he going to do there? Is he going to watch her like TV how she showers or just .....hmmm...... ok I will not say it....my imagination is just running wild now. And please keep you hands on a keyboard.
well, it is the same as in sex, when a guy finishes first, the girl has to reserve to peasing herself on her own :innoc08:
Jew4Life
03-25-2005, 03:46 PM
well, it is the same as in sex, when a guy finishes first, the girl has to reserve to peasing herself on her own :innoc08:
lolz! :evilgr39: :happy65:
lenchiknyc
03-25-2005, 11:02 PM
well, it is the same as in sex, when a guy finishes first, the girl has to reserve to peasing herself on her own :innoc08:
I feel really really really bad for your future wife!!!!
If that is the case with you guys then I think you all need to take lessons before you get married!!!! :innoc08: