QueenofLilies
03-26-2005, 12:42 AM
Hey Guys :)
I am a brunette myself...but I just thought this thread is funny.
I hope I will bring a smile to your face :)
:jump30: :jump20: :jump30: :jump20: Brunette Jokes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Tssipa
03-26-2005, 02:54 PM
LOLOLOL, wow that's cruel
QueenofLilies
04-02-2005, 12:08 AM
LOLOLOL, wow that's cruel
Cruel...those were clean jokes..lol :)
Natasha
04-04-2005, 07:46 PM
Hey Guys :)
I am a brunette myself...but I just thought this thread is funny.
I hope I will bring a smile to your face :)
:jump30: :jump20: :jump30: :jump20: Brunette Jokes
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
An idiot blond who tried to die her hair.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A wise decision.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
Because she does not get pregnant after every date she has.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
The only sensible mind around.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
First comes marriage THEN comes baby.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
Because "slutty color" was already taken by blonds.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
Rides to and from the party in the back seat.
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A man with good taste.
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
The companies that make bras for women with natural breasts and not silicone.
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
Because they don't have to sleep their way to the top.
Tssipa
04-04-2005, 07:51 PM
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
An idiot blond who tried to die her hair.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A wise decision.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
Because she does not get pregnant after every date she has.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
The only sensible mind around.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
First comes marriage THEN comes baby.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
Because "slutty color" was already taken by blonds.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
Rides to and from the party in the back seat.
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A man with good taste.
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
The companies that make bras for women with natural breasts and not silicone.
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
Because they don't have to sleep their way to the top.
hehehe, did you come up with all that yourself? I love it.:happy65: :tongue21:
Natasha
04-04-2005, 07:57 PM
hehehe, did you come up with all that yourself? I love it.:happy65: :tongue21:
Yes. You see I'm a brunette, therefore, I am able to think of these these on my own.
crispy
04-05-2005, 02:57 AM
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
An idiot blond who tried to die her hair.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A wise decision.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
Because she does not get pregnant after every date she has.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
The only sensible mind around.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
First comes marriage THEN comes baby.
Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
Because "slutty color" was already taken by blonds.
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
Rides to and from the party in the back seat.
Q. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A man with good taste.
Q. Who makes bras for brunettes?
The companies that make bras for women with natural breasts and not silicone.
Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
Because they don't have to sleep their way to the top.
once again brunettes have shown their true colors. way to go natasha!! :)
QueenofLilies
04-05-2005, 07:23 AM
once again brunettes have shown their true colors. way to go natasha!! :)
LOL. they are stereptypical, not necessarily true :tongue12: