1. Your gender is never a factor in an interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. You can be president.
9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10. Foreplay is optional.
11. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
12. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
13. You don't give a rat's as** if someone notices your new haircut.
14. The world is your urinal.
15. Hot wax is never a big deal.
16. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
18. Same work...more pay.
19. Wrinkles add character.
21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
24. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
25. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
28. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
anything different?"
29. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
30. No pantyhose.
31. One mood, all the time.

This is soo true.......Great stuff :)

This is soo true.......Great stuff :)
couldn't agree more sweetie

1. Your gender is never a factor in an interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
6. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. You can be president.
9. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
10. Foreplay is optional.
11. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
12. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
13. You don't give a rat's as** if someone notices your new haircut.
14. The world is your urinal.
15. Hot wax is never a big deal.
16. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
18. Same work...more pay.
19. Wrinkles add character.
21. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
22. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
23. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
24. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
25. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
28. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice
anything different?"
29. Going shirtless in public is perfectly acceptable.
30. No pantyhose.
31. One mood, all the time.

Faminists, read this over and over again. :conf: :happy65:

Faminists, read this over and over again. :conf: :happy65:
LOL.....

Faminists, read this over and over again. :conf: :happy65:

"Faminists"?? Who's starving to death? :D. Dude, I think you meant feminists...

"Faminists"?? Who's starving to death? :D. Dude, I think you meant feminists...

Dont worry, menya tut vse ponyali :happy65:

Dont worry, menya tut vse ponyali :happy65:

Zdes ponyali, glavno shtobe vezde ponimali :D..

Zdes ponyali, glavno shtobe vezde ponimali :D..

oy kakoy ti gramatniy

Originally Posted by DINEAMITE
That's why we are Men!!!!! Snachala G-D sozdal nebo i zemlyu, a potom Adama, nu a potom vdrug otkuda ne voz'mis' poyevilas' Yeva. Adam prosto usnul glubokim snom, i nichevo ne zametil. A patom Yeva zaparola, ona videti-li zaxotela yablochka. No mi Muzhiki zhenshin vsyo-ravno lyubim, zashyishyayem, uhazhivayem i prodalzhayem rod chelovechistva. Tak chto ne zadavayte bol'she glupix voprosov!!! Muzhchina dolzhen bit' Muzhchinoy a zhenshina dolzhna ostavatsya zhenshinoy!!!!!! KAZHDIY DOLZHEN ZNAT' SVOYO MESTO!!!!!


KTO NA VIYNU HODYAT :fight23: MUZHIKI, KTO ROD PROALZHAYET :pregnt: TOZHE MUZHIKI, KOVO NADO LUBIT' :kiss2: TOZHE NAS. KTO VAM PESNI PO NOCHAM POYOT :cerenad: TOZHE MI!!!! A VI :fight61: VOT CHEM ZANIMAYETES'. NU YESLI SHTO-TO NE TAK, :ims: !!!!!!!!!!! :tongue10:

That's why we are Men!!!!! Snachala G-D sozdal nebo i zemlyu, a potom Adama, nu a potom vdrug otkuda ne voz'mis' poyevilas' Yeva. Adam prosto usnul glubokim snom, i nichevo ne zametil. A patom Yeva zaparola, ona videti-li zaxotela yablochka. No mi Muzhiki zhenshin vsyo-ravno lyubim, zashyishyayem, uhazhivayem i prodalzhayem rod chelovechistva. Tak chto ne zadavayte bol'she glupix voprosov!!! Muzhchina dolzhen bit' Muzhchinoy a zhenshina dolzhna ostavatsya zhenshinoy!!!!!! KAZHDIY DOLZHEN ZNAT' SVOYO MESTO!!!!!
KTO NA VIYNU HODYAT :fight23: MUZHIKI, KTO ROD PROALZHAYET :pregnt: TOZHE MUZHIKI, KOVO NADO LUBIT' :kiss2: TOZHE NAS. KTO VAM PESNI PO NOCHAM POYOT :cerenad: TOZHE MI!!!! A VI :fight61: VOT CHEM ZANIMAYETES'. NU YESLI SHTO-TO NE TAK, :ims:!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats Funny :lolb: :lolb: :lolb:

Dineamite - that was hilarious :D