This question and request if to the male representatives of our boojle community:
Guys! please share with us the pick-up lines that work best for you (the funnier the better).
Girls please add your opinion on which you think is the best line.

This question and request if to the male representatives of our boojle community:
Guys! please share with us the pick-up lines that work best for you (the funnier the better).
Girls please add your opinion on which you think is the best line.

One of my favorite compliments to women:

You have a nice shirt. Did you buy it new?

One of my favorite compliments to women:

You have a nice shirt....did you buy it new?
Im sorry but I didnt get it, explain please

Im sorry but I didnt get it, explain please
Don't worry if you don't understand. Its Ok.

Im sorry but I didnt get it, explain please

Its probably in Neanderthal dialect :D.

Its probably in Neanderthal dialect :D.
Thanks.

You have a nice shirt. Did you buy it new?
lol, I havent herd this one for long... :party29:

Hey, no plagiarism, please. :)

Don't worry if you don't understand. Its Ok.

This question and request if to the male representatives of our boojle community:
Guys! please share with us the pick-up lines that work best for you (the funnier the better).
Girls please add your opinion on which you think is the best line.

Devushka, a shto eto u vas tam visit szadi??? Oi, eto vashi nozhki :D

Devushka, u vas takaya krasivaya ulibka, mogu li ya uvidet' eir esher raz, e kogda?

OHHH, I see u dress at Victoria secret :D

Devushka, a shto eto u vas tam visit szadi??? Oi, eto vashi nozhki :D

Devushka, u vas takaya krasivaya ulibka, mogu li ya uvidet' eir esher raz, e kogda?

OHHH, I see u dress at Victoria secret :D
Oh my G-d!!! These are hilerious!!! Do they actually work?

Oh my G-d!!! These are hilerious!!! Do they actually work?

Depends on the girl.. There alot more :) :kiss2:

Devushka, a shto eto u vas tam visit szadi??? Oi, eto vashi nozhki :D

Me: "Devushka...a devushka a kak vas zavut? "
Her: "Enah"
Me: "A menya OOY"

Depends on the girl.. There alot more :) :kiss2:
Please, do share!

Please, do share!

Devushka, u vas takoi krasivi akcent, mogu li ya uzna't otkuda on?

Devushka, a kak vas zavut ( ona umnichaet ), menya ne zavut ya sama prihozhu ( on otvechaet ) nu togda mozhno vash telefonchik so I could call you and give you directions. :D

Devushka, vi takaya krasivaya, mogu li ya poluchit telefonchik vashei mami shtobi poblagodarit' eir za takuu krasotu ( on brosaetsya v krasku, e daet svoi telefone )..

Devushka, u vas takoi krasivi akcent, mogu li ya uzna't otkuda on?

Devushka, a kak vas zavut ( ona umnichaet ), menya ne zavut ya sama prihozhu ( on otvechaet ) nu togda mozhno vash telefonchik so I could call you and give you directions. :D

Devushka, vi takaya krasivaya, mogu li ya poluchit telefonchik vashei mami shtobi poblagodarit' eir za takuu krasotu ( on brosaetsya v krasku, e daet svoi telefone )..
im impressed!! i cant believe girls fall for this....

im impressed!! i cant believe girls fall for this....

Trust me, there a pick up for every girl, probably one for you too :party11: :party29: :innoc08:

Trust me, there a pick up for every girl, probably one for you too :party11: :party29: :innoc08:
I don't know........Im a skeptic in these things :)

I don't know........Im a skeptic in these things :)

maybe it would soung better in hebrew for you??

Motek? :innoc08:

maybe it would soung better in hebrew for you??

Motek? :innoc08:
LOL.... :mad25:

LOL.... :mad25:


You know, NO always means, I want to, but not yet :) :D

You know, NO always means, I want to, but not yet :) :D
You're funny, I'll give you that much.....

You know, NO always means, I want to, but not yet :) :D

This is the patter that all women have:
no
no
No
NO
NO!
NOOOO!!!
ok...yes
yes!!

One of my favorite compliments to women:

You have a nice shirt. Did you buy it new?
bad one aragorn. change it to something better.

Me: "Devushka...a devushka a kak vas zavut? "
Her: "Enah"
Me: "A menya OOY"
"devushka a devushka kak vas zavut?"
"tanya"
"a menya fedya"
"nu i dura"

You know, NO always means, I want to, but not yet :) :D
sometimes "no" means "yes"
but most of the time when a lady says "no" she means "no"

Here are some lines I have herd guys use:

-Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!
-Excuse me, but is your last name "Gillette"....cause you're the best a man can get!
-Damn girl you look fine, now I can make you mine!
-Why don't you come over and we can do the Math in bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
-If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Pardon me, which pickup line works best with you? I have not herd this one for along long time...
-Can I flirt with you? = The stupidest one I have ever herd!
-Is it hot in here or is it just you? Many guys use this one...
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? A cool one to use.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you… and send you on your way.
-[Grab teh girls @$$] Pardon me, is this seat taken? I have seen soem bad experiences with using this one
-Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
-It’s a good thing I brought my library card ‘cause I just checked you out!

Here are some lines I have herd guys use:

-Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!
-Excuse me, but is your last name "Gillette"....cause you're the best a man can get!
-Damn girl you look fine, now I can make you mine!
-Why don't you come over and we can do the Math in bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
-If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
-Pardon me, which pickup line works best with you? I have not herd this one for along long time...
-Can I flirt with you? = The stupidest one I have ever herd!
-Is it hot in here or is it just you? Many guys use this one...
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? A cool one to use.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you… and send you on your way.
-[Grab teh girls @$$] Pardon me, is this seat taken? I have seen soem bad experiences with using this one
-Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
-It’s a good thing I brought my library card ‘cause I just checked you out!


nice.

-Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
This is so funny, Somebody actually used this one on me.....lol It did not work though lol

bad one aragorn. change it to something better.
(Pick up line that small boys use on little girls)
Pull my finger if you want hear something funny. :tongue10:

sometimes "no" means "yes"
but most of the time when a lady says "no" she means "no"

In mortgage business NO, means YES. same with girls ( money, girls, same thing ) :innoc08: :innoc08: :innoc08: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2:

In mortgage business NO, means YES. same with girls ( money, girls, same thing ) :innoc08: :innoc08: :innoc08: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2:
Ts Ts Ts......kak zhe vi nepravi......

This is so funny, Somebody actually used this one on me.....lol It did not work though lol

u spot a girl that you like and just as u are about to approach her with a line her current b/f comes up and starts kissing her. Change to the line such as this:

- Hey girl...(look closer) ... you have something on your face
-(both turn to u) huh?
- Oh, it was just some dude hanging on your lip :innoc08:

and walk away....she will come by in a few to you herself

(Pick up line that small boys use on little girls)
Pull my finger if you want hear something funny. :tongue10:

Doorknob...safety :scared15:

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Ts Ts Ts......kak zhe vi nepravi......

These days, its true..... :party11: