THE PERFECT COUPLE

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfectcourtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along
delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it.

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Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this is REALLY
the end of the joke.
*** Men Keep scrolling

































































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

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