Why Aren't You Married?


Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"

You haven't asked yet.

I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

Because I just love hearing this question.

Just lucky, I guess.

It gives my mother something to live for.

My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.

I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.

Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?

I'm waiting until I get to be your age.

It didn't seem worth a blood test.

I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.

Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.

My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.

I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.

They just opened a great singles bar on my block.

I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.

What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?

I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.

Why aren't you thin?

I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.

(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

lol, it is annoying when people ask that. Actually many ask, "When are you getting married?" I tell them, when I will, I'll let you know. Even thougth what i really want to tell them is, "None of your business!!!!!"

lol, it is annoying when people ask that. Actually many ask, "When are you getting married?" I tell them, when I will, I'll let you know. Even thougth what i really want to tell them is, "None of your business!!!!!"
You can have fun with it when someone asks you a question, "When are you going to get married?" If an old Bukharian woman asks me this question it means she has a grand daughter she wants to advertise. Maybe she is a HosGor and wants to introduce me to a nice doohtar. So I will gladly talk to her.
If a hot girl asks me this question whom I just met I will just answer, "Ohhh how cute. Listen, I just met you and you already want to get married? You are too fast for me. Lets get to know each other first. Ok sweety?"
If a Mom asks this question.....I dont really know what to say. Any ideas? :innoc08:

You can have fun with it when someone asks you a question, "When are you going to get married?" If an old Bukharian woman asks me this question it means she has a grand daughter she wants to advertise. Maybe she is a HosGor and wants to introduce me to a nice doohtar. So I will gladly talk to her.
If a hot girl asks me this question whom I just met I will just answer, "Ohhh how cute. Listen, I just met you and you already want to get married? You are too fast for me. Lets get to know each other first. Ok sweety?"
If a Mom asks this question.....I dont really know what to say. Any ideas? :innoc08:

tell your mom the truth? Hopefully its something decent. heheheh

tell your mom the truth? Hopefully its something decent. heheheh

Truth? What truth? Explain. :fight58:
You said in your prior post that it is annoying when people ask you, "when are you going to get married?" Thus I came up with ideas of how to make it not frustrating but playfull. I asked for other original ideas. I did not ask for directions. :fight56:

Truth? What truth? Explain. :fight58:
You said in your prior post that it is annoying when people ask you, "when are you going to get married?" Thus I came up with ideas of how to make it not frustrating but playfull. I asked for other original ideas. I did not ask for directions. :fight56:


When moms come up to you to ask this annoying question you can say,
1. "When I find Ms. Right.
2. "As soon as you set me up with a decent girl."
3. "I'm too young."

You can have fun with it when someone asks you a question, "When are you going to get married?" If an old Bukharian woman asks me this question it means she has a grand daughter she wants to advertise. Maybe she is a HosGor and wants to introduce me to a nice doohtar. So I will gladly talk to her.
If a hot girl asks me this question whom I just met I will just answer, "Ohhh how cute. Listen, I just met you and you already want to get married? You are too fast for me. Lets get to know each other first. Ok sweety?"
If a Mom asks this question.....I dont really know what to say. Any ideas? :innoc08:


LOL...hosgar gar nahz mebeenee chi?