1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

:lolb: reminds me of another one of these things i read once. goldenmalach, if u have it, please post it. remember? the one about friends, i think?

There is something similar to this, that you have to read every other line, but its a letter to a friend.

There is something similar to this, that you have to read every other line, but its a letter to a friend.

yea we posted at same time. post, post!

yea we posted at same time. post, post!
lol great minds think alike, i shall type it and post, wait for the premeire. lol

:lolb: reminds me of another one of these things i read once. goldenmalach, if u have it, please post it. remember? the one about friends, i think?
here goes:

Dear:
The great love I express for you
is false. I find that my indifference towards you
increases daily. The more I see you the more
you appear in my eyes an object of contempt.
I feel myself in every way disposed, determined
to hate you. Believe me, I never had any intention
to be close to you. Our last conversation has
left a tedious insipience which has by no means
given me the most exalted idea of your character.
Your temper makes me extremely unhappy
And when we are united I experience nothing but
the hatred of my friends added to everlasting
pleasure in being with you.
Yes, I hope that you will be persuaded that
I speak sincerly and you will do me a favor
to avoid me. I shall excuse your taking the trouble
to answer this. Your letters are always full of
non-sense. You have not a shadow of
good sense and wit, believe me.
My advice to you is that it is impossible to be
your most affectionate loving friend.


P.S IMPORTANT. Please reread this letter leaving out every second line!!!!
Now you may enjoy it.

here goes:

Dear:
The great love I express for you
is false. I find that my indifference towards you
increases daily. The more I see you the more
you appear in my eyes an object of contempt.
I feel myself in every way disposed, determined
to hate you. Believe me, I never had any intention
to be close to you. Our last conversation has
left a tedious insipience which has by no means
given me the most exalted idea of your character.
Your temper makes me extremely unhappy
And when we are united I experience nothing but
the hatred of my friends added to everlasting
pleasure in being with you.
Yes, I hope that you will be persuaded that
I speak sincerly and you will do me a favor
to avoid me. I shall excuse your taking the trouble
to answer this. Your letters are always full of
non-sense. You have not a shadow of
good sense and wit, believe me.
My advice to you is that it is impossible to be
your most affectionate loving friend.


P.S IMPORTANT. Please reread this letter leaving out every second line!!!!
Now you may enjoy it.


wow, 15 minutes. u work fast. i must that worthy :)

I love you.

wow, 15 minutes. u work fast. i must that worthy :)

I love you.
I love you to, I would write this letter for you sweety. :)

I love you to, I would write this letter for you sweety. :)

lol, i know you would. i mean...i dont blame u

lol, i know you would. i mean...i dont blame u
lol u crack me up, the whole world revolves around..... ahem ahem, guess who? :tongue10:

here goes:

Dear:
The great love I express for you
is false. I find that my indifference towards you
increases daily. The more I see you the more
you appear in my eyes an object of contempt.
I feel myself in every way disposed, determined
to hate you. Believe me, I never had any intention
to be close to you. Our last conversation has
left a tedious insipience which has by no means
given me the most exalted idea of your character.
Your temper makes me extremely unhappy
And when we are united I experience nothing but
the hatred of my friends added to everlasting
pleasure in being with you.
Yes, I hope that you will be persuaded that
I speak sincerly and you will do me a favor
to avoid me. I shall excuse your taking the trouble
to answer this. Your letters are always full of
non-sense. You have not a shadow of
good sense and wit, believe me.
My advice to you is that it is impossible to be
your most affectionate loving friend.


P.S IMPORTANT. Please reread this letter leaving out every second line!!!!
Now you may enjoy it.
wow, ladies...this is very similar...but cute nonetheless :)

wow, ladies...this is very similar...but cute nonetheless :)
Thankyou. ;)