Meeting the Family***
A nice Jewish girl brings home her fianc饠to meet her parents.
After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about
the young man. He invites the fianc饠to his study for schnapps.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the fianc饮

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar." the father says" Admirable, but what will
you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as
she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as
she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God
will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father." How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fianc饮

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father
questions, the fianc饠insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks "So? How did it go?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans. But the good
news is, he thinks I'm God."

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