Dating Reality Check :bonk:

Ever wonder what your partner is really saying? Here is what they say, and what it really means...

Did you come? = Because I didn't.

I have something to tell you. = Get tested.

I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.

I'll give you a call. = ...when money falls from the sky

Trust me. = I'm cheating on you.

I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.

Haven't I seen you before? = I am head-over-heels attracted to you

I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?

I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I've learned a lot from you. = Next!

I think we should see other people. = I have been seeing other people.

We don't have to do anything until you are ready. = Put out or get out.

You're so mature. = I hope you're eighteen.

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Does anyone use these?