- One man was sitting in the bar, drinking. When he decided go home he got up and fell down on his face, thinking that he is very drunk. He tried to get up again and fell on his face again, so he decided to crawl out of the bar to his home, thinking that he is too drunk to walk. So he crawled to his home, up the stairs to his bed and fell asleep. In the morning his wife wakes him up asking him
"Honey did u drink at the bar last night?"
- "yeh, and how do u know? - answered the husband
The wife replied-"The bartender called from the bar, saying that u forgot ur wheelchair again"