> > >You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,
> > >or Get married and wish you were dead.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing
> > >your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am.
> > >I married the wrong man."
> > >
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >A lady ran an 'ad' in the classifieds:
> > >"Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters.
> > >They all said the same thing: You can have mine."
> > >
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >When a woman steals your husband, there is
> > >no better revenge than to let her keep him.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >A woman is incomplete until she is
> > >married. Then she is finished.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
> > >how much does it cost to get married?"
> > >Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some
> > >parts of Africa a man doesn't know
> > >his wife until he marries her?" Dad:
> > >"That happens in every country, son."
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >Then there was a woman who said, "I never
> > >knew what real happiness was until I got married,
> > >and by then, it was too late."
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >Marriage is the triumph of imagination
> > >over intelligence.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >If you want your spouse to listen and pay
> > >strict attention to every word you say,
> > >talk in your sleep.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
> > >men would go through life thinking they had
> > >no faults at all.
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
> > >Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> > >
> > >************************************************** ****
> > >Women will never be equal to men until
> > >they can walk down the street with a bald head
> > >and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive
> > >to the opposite sex.

lol, this shos a positive and negative view of it......you sometimes cant live with it or without it

very funny lol...

nice one:)!!

[QUOTE]> > >You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable,
> > >or Get married and wish you were dead.[QUOTE]

that's a no brainer lol get married and wish you were dead of course!