Biggest Lies

This is the biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told...

The check is in the mail.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me, but with you it's different

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It's not the money I am worried about, it's the principle of the thing.

...but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

Read my lips: no new taxes.

I've never done anything like this before.

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.

It's supposed to make that noise.

I *love* your new _____!

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