Jew4Life
04-13-2005, 09:49 AM
Why Girls Are Like Finals
You'd rather get an easy one.
You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
The less they have on them the better.
If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
Nothing about them makes any sense.
They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
When you are done you get up and leave.
Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
QueenofLilies
04-13-2005, 12:21 PM
Wow, what a comparison!
Good one :happy65:
Tssipa
04-13-2005, 05:11 PM
Why Girls Are Like Finals
You'd rather get an easy one.
You get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
If you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
The less they have on them the better.
If you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
Nothing about them makes any sense.
They just lie there and you have to do all the work.
When you are done you get up and leave.
Good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
how would you compare a failing final grade with a girl?
WisePrince7
04-13-2005, 05:47 PM
how would you compare a failing final grade with a girl?
He screwed ;)
Tssipa
04-13-2005, 05:50 PM
He screwed ;)
I don't see how, unless of course he is gay.:evilgr39: LOL ahahaha
WisePrince7
04-13-2005, 05:52 PM
I don't see how, unless of course he is gay.:evilgr39: LOL ahahaha
Huh...elaborate please.
Tssipa
04-13-2005, 05:56 PM
Huh...elaborate please.
I don't think Admin would allow to use such words in here. :D :fight58::innoc08:
WisePrince7
04-13-2005, 05:57 PM
I don't think Admin would allow to use such words in here. :D :fight58::innoc08:
send it on PM then.
Tssipa
04-13-2005, 05:59 PM
send it on PM then. whatever do you mean? Of all the people you should have been the first one to get it. lol o o
WisePrince7
04-13-2005, 06:03 PM
whatever do you mean? Of all the people you should have been the first one to get it. lol o o
I don't understand why he needs to be gay to screw a girl and to screw an exam?
Tssipa
04-13-2005, 06:11 PM
I don't understand why he needs to be gay to screw a girl and to screw an exam?
because you wrote "he screwed" that looks like you wrote he is screwed. So it does not imply that he will screw a girl.
WisePrince7
04-13-2005, 06:20 PM
because you wrote "he screwed" that looks like you wrote he is screwed. So it does not imply that he will screw a girl.
He screwed -- past tense (Active voice...he performed the action of screwing)
He is/was screwed -- (Passive voice...someone screwed him)
You see the difference?