Chinese Proverbs

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch bum should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

LoL!
I can imagine one Chinese speaking that now!

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.. I guess that would kind of determine those who left as people who are right. And as we know, after a war, most people left are women, children and old people.





Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.. lol i like this one :happy08:



Crowded elevator smell different to midget. hahaha definately like this one. :happy08: