You're so poor...

Beggars give you money.

Someone saw you kicking a can down the street, and when asked what they were doing you said, "moving".

You have too jack off your dog too feed your cat

You can't afford to pay attention

A guy walked into your house, stepped on a cigarette and your mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

You got married for the rice.

I saw you walking down the street with one shoe, I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." you said, "No, I found one."


You live in a 2 story cracker jack box.

When someone asks where the bathroom is, your mom says "pick a corner... any corner."

You're so poor your mother couldn't afford to have you...the lady next door had you.

You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

You buy an imitation of a fake Rolex.

Burglars bring things to you.

Burglars bring things to you. Actually you dont have to be so poor for this to happen. If you remember the incident few months ago on 47th street there were some people who got caught for that. And if you did not know, let me tell, there were not poor.

Actually you dont have to be so poor for this to happen. If you remember the incident few months ago on 47th street there were some people who got caught for that. And if you did not know, let me tell, there were not poor.

thats why this thread topic is entitled "Jokes" sweetheart

hehehe, but that last one is not funny

hehehe, but that last one is not funny


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