The Rabbi, Celine Dion, George Bush and Bill Gates are on the same plane. There are only 3 parachutes left for the 4 of them. Bush says: "As the President, I think I should have the right to have a parachute, because I rule millions of people in the greatest nation of all." Celine Dion says: " As one of the greatest singers of all-time, I think I should deserve to be safe. I bring tears and laughter to millions of people, and I'm an important contributor to pop music." Bill Gates says: " As one of the richest successful company owners, I think I should live because I'm on top of the economics cycle, creating jobs and incomes for millions of people. I am a wealthy and intelligent man. Finally, the Rabbi says: "I'm an old, religious man. I lived a life that's full, I helped millions of people find their way through G-d, I'm ready to let go of a parachute and to face my fate."

Which one of them will abandon the parachute and die?

Did I ever mention the plane was crashing? No one's gonna die.

I have heard a similar joke before and I think that George Bush and Celine Dion are going to get a parachute each and Bill Gates then gets the Rabbis Talis and then the Rabbi gets the third parachute.
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