OceanofMemories
04-22-2005, 12:29 AM
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the
answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for
the answer.
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt..
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. (Incidentally, Beethoven turned deaf and was deaf when he wrote the 5th symphany).
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person
think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has
a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States
Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
You gotta pass this on.....
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the
answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for
the answer.
----------------------------------------------
Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt..
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. (Incidentally, Beethoven turned deaf and was deaf when he wrote the 5th symphany).
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person
think before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has
a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States
Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
You gotta pass this on.....