Ladies:
What do you look for when choosing a guy/husband?


Gentlemen:
What do you look for when choosing a girl/wife?

Ladies:
What do you look for when choosing a guy/husband? ?

witty, educated, attentive, simple, confident
tall, dark hair, cute, works out(not fat)


Gentlemen:
What do you look for when choosing a girl/wife?
they are looking for someone who can cook, clean, give birth and do laundry.

witty, educated, attentive, simple, confident
tall, dark hair, cute, works out(not fat)


.... can cook, clean, give birth and do laundry.

You just described me and you :happy65:

Gentlemen:
What do you look for when choosing a girl/wife?

Very simple....3 things....Food, Sex, Silence. :) :) :)

You just described me and you :happy65:

you can give birth?:happy08:

you can give birth?:happy08:

are you tall? :happy08:

are you tall? :happy08:


oooooooo! I feel a hook up! :)

are you tall? :happy08:

I am.

I am.

tsippa, wiseprince will hope now that you are not a guy :innoc08:

tsippa, wiseprince will hope now that you are not a guy :innoc08:


well, being tall is not a male characteristic only. Meanwhile he did not deny if he can give birth.

Very simple....3 things....Food, Sex, Silence. :) :) :)

Ladies and gentlemen, let me point out the preference here - food comes first (на голодный желудок ни накого и не залезиш) ... And more importantly, if there is no sex from the girl, than the next best thing is to have her silence :evilgr39:

well, being tall is not a male characteristic only. Meanwhile he did not deny if he can give birth.

if Arnold could, Wiseprince would be able to manage :fight58:

food comes first (на голодный желудок ни накого и не залезиш) ... :evilgr39:
indeed, Olorin even has a favorite Bukharian saying regarding this...

indeed, Olorin even has a favorite Bukharian saying regarding this...

ishkami ser..... :evilgr39:

Ladies and gentlemen, let me point out the preference here - food comes first (на голодный желудок ни накого и не залезиш) ... And more importantly, if there is no sex from the girl, than the next best thing is to have her silence :evilgr39:

Хотелось бы добавить, что если нет тишины, то тоже ни накого не залезишь. Так что, all 3 things are VITAL.

Хотелось бы добавить, что если нет тишины, то тоже ни накого не залезишь. Так что, all 3 things are VITAL.

interesting, food, sex and silence, you say, in order to "zalest' na kogoto"? I don't think you need a female for that.

Feed yourself, help yourself, ahem, and zalezai v clozet to enjoy your silence.:wall:

interesting, food, sex and silence, you say, in order to "zalest' na kogoto"? I don't think you need a female for that.

Feed yourself, help yourself, ahem, and zalezai v clozet to enjoy your silence.:wall:

Да ну!!!!! так не интересно....Feed myself? Я думаю что все поняли уже, что я очень ленивый, а еще себя кормить? А насчет залезания, чем торчать в шкафу, не лучше ли залесть на кого-то (женщину). :)

Ladies:
What do you look for when choosing a guy/husband?


a afine balance between simplicity and inteligence; seriousness and sence of humor; kindness/generosity and a self of being.
And everything else, I think, will fall into place on its own.

a afine balance between simplicity and inteligence; seriousness and sence of humor; kindness/generosity and a self of being.
And everything else, I think, will fall into place on its own.


jony apesh, you make me proud.:happy65: Couldn't have said it better myself.

ishkami ser..... :evilgr39:
what about the rest of the quote... :evilgr39: :tongue21:

[QUOTE=scorpiogrl]Ладиес:
Wхат до ёу лоок фор wхен чоосинг а гуы/хусбанд?

Brains, common sense and a sense of humor :tongue21:

[QUOTE=scorpiogrl]Ладиес:
Wхат до ёу лоок фор wхен чоосинг а гуы/хусбанд?

Brains, common sense and a sense of humor :tongue21:

what if he refuses to give them to you 'cause he still needs those? :)

well, being tall is not a male characteristic only. Meanwhile he did not deny if he can give birth.


L0L! You never know...Guys these days are full of surprises

oooooooo! I feel a hook up! :)


Becareful with the term "hook up". About a year ago I found out that it does not mean two people being set up, rather its 2 people getting together for purposes of intercourse.

Hehe. Guys like silence. Oh my, some of us are doomed for life. :bonk:

what if he refuses to give them to you 'cause he still needs those? :)[/QUOTE]

Lol, thats the whole point, TheGreatOne, I want him to use his "brains, sense of humor and common sense". If he don't got it, than thats unfortunate :( he shouldn't expect much from the girl than either

deva, did you notice the smiley? it was a joke. OMG, people, you need to breathe some fresh air. :)

what if he refuses to give them to you 'cause he still needs those? :)

Lol, thats the whole point, TheGreatOne, I want him to use his "brains, sense of humor and common sense". If he don't got it, than thats unfortunate :( he shouldn't expect much from the girl than either[/QUOTE]

Is this another one of your "brilliant points"...ha ha I am laughing now :)

Is this another one of your "brilliant points"...ha ha I am laughing now :)


Deva, he might go easier on you if you read TGO's disclaimer after having read his post... :happy25: Then all you have to do is say, "ah ti :fight56: " and if that gets TGO confused refer him to his own disclaimer! hehe.

Ladies:
What do you look for when choosing a guy/husband?


I think a better question is what I don't look for :D

I think a better question is what I don't look for :D

And what would that be?

And what would that be?

Good question :).
In a nutshell, shtob ne pil, ne kuril i ne gulyal bez menya. :happy25:

In a nutshell, shtob ne pil... :happy25:
:conf: hmmm, not even tea/water/soda... :smoke: :party04: :party07: :happy05: :innoc04:
Yodi vai shavkhar ba khui...

Ёди ваи шавкхар ба кхуи...

Народ просит перевод. Просим Просим...

Народ просит перевод. Просим Просим...
Народ??? I havent herd anyone else say anything... :lolb:

:conf: hmmm, not even tea/water/soda... :smoke: :party04: :party07: :happy05: :innoc04:
Yodi vai shavkhar ba khui...


ребята, даваите не будем выражаться нецензурными словами ок

нецензурными словами
what daes tahts pose to mean...

He meant khai.......i hope.

Good question :).
In a nutshell, shtob ne pil, ne kuril i ne gulyal bez menya. :happy25:

Blindi blindi balalayka
pat stalom sedit babayka
on ne koorit e ne pyot
tolka devachik........

Blindi blindi balalayka
pat stalom sedit babayka
on ne koorit e ne pyot
tolka devachik........
:happy03: I like that, great job! :lolb:

nu i na fig tebe 80-letniy starik v tvoi molodyye gody? :)

Good question :).
In a nutshell, shtob ne pil, ne kuril i ne gulyal bez menya. :happy25:

Good naturedness, smart/clever mind, priyatnaya vneshnost'.
Certain degree of similarity of interests, certain degree of difference of interests. :)
Also, very important: vlyublyonnost' v menya! :)

ochen' skromnyye zaprosy. :)


Gentlemen:
What do you look for when choosing a girl/wife?

well, it's actually simpler than it looks: you mentioned that he should have a sense of humor. I assumed you possessed it yourself if you were looking for it. My mistake. :)

Is this another one of your "brilliant points"...ha ha I am laughing now :)

well, it's actually simpler than it looks: you mentioned that he should have a sense of humor. I assumed you possessed it yourself if you were looking for it. My mistake. :)

First of all TGO,
If you are so "Great" as you claim to be, u should know to never "assume" anything because when you do, you make an "a-s-s" out of -u- and -me-

Secondly, FYI, I would never ask anything of a guy that I could not reciprocate, so go figure

BTW TGO, No hard feelings :happy25:

nu i na fig tebe 80-letniy starik v tvoi molodyye gody? :)

:D that was good. That's what I get for leaving much open for interpretation.

"radi krasnogo slovtza ne pozhaleyet i ottza." :) While the saying you are citing is "catchy", there's little, if any, truth to it, at least in some cases.

The "assume" thing is very good -- you should try it some time. It has the ability of opening up various ways of thinking and can be very liberating. Don't be so closed. But then again, it's up to you.

As for me, despite your piece of advice, I intend to continue to use the power of assumption. :)

No hard feelings intended or taken. :)

First of all TGO,
If you are so "Great" as you claim to be, u should know to never "assume" anything because when you do, you make an "a-s-s" out of -u- and -me-

Secondly, FYI, I would never ask anything of a guy that I could not reciprocate, so go figure

BTW TGO, No hard feelings :happy25:

This is an old topic ...... but .... any one else care to share? ;)

What I want: Wisdom, Depth, Maturity, Philosophical, Sympathetic, Faithfull, Witty, Knowledgable, Good Listener, Not argumentative, Straight forward (with tact), Honesty, Ambitious, Capable, Responsible, Self Sufficient, Sharp, Funny, Family Oriented, Ethical, Preferably Semi-Observant Jew.. Physically attractive to my perception in anyway possible if the prior qualities have been met........

What I dont want: Dull, Boring, Shallow, Simple minded, Indecisive, Doubtfull, Paranoid, Stubborn, Conniving, Sneaky, 2-faced liars, Arrogant, Slow, Tunnel Vision on the world, Lack of general knowledge, irresponsible, incapable, Lazy, Lack of moral ethics and values, No desire for children or sense of motherhood and selflessness.

Or in essence:

Good looking but not beautiful. Well dressed but not "controversial. Smells nice but doesn't marinade herself in Perfume. Soft lips but not addicted to lipgloss. Confident but not arrogant. Sweet and always eager to please. Sentimental but not an emotional basket case. Asks questions but only when the time is right. Silly but not stupid. Fit and goes to the gym. Good breath but not Listerine breath. Nice hands but no daily manicures. Likes kids but doesn't want to populate a soccer team. Very smart but not condescending. Goal oriented but doesn't hide behind her work.

What I want: Wisdom, Depth, Maturity, Philosophical, Sympathetic, Faithfull, Witty, Knowledgable, Good Listener, Not argumentative, Straight forward (with tact), Honesty, Ambitious, Capable, Responsible, Self Sufficient, Sharp, Funny, Family Oriented, Ethical, Preferably Semi-Observant Jew.. Physically attractive to my perception in anyway possible if the prior qualities have been met........

What I dont want: Dull, Boring, Shallow, Simple minded, Indecisive, Doubtfull, Paranoid, Stubborn, Kaniving, Sneaky, 2-faced liars, Arrogant, Slow, Tunnel Vision on the world, Lack of general knowledge, irresponsible, incapable, Lazy, Lack of moral ethics and values, No desire for children or sense of motherhood and selflessness.

Or in essence:

Good looking but not beautiful. Well dressed but not "controversial. Smells nice but doesn't marinade herself in Perfume. Soft lips but not addicted to lipgloss. Confident but not arrogant. Sweet and always eager to please. Sentimental but not an emotional basket case. Asks questions but only when the time is right. Silly but not stupid. Fit and goes to the gym. Good breath but not Listerine. Nice hands but no daily manicures. Likes kids but doesn't want to populate a soccer team. Very smart but not condescending. Goal oriented but doesn't hide behind her work.
GOOD LUCK!!! :party39:

GOOD LUCK!!! :party39:

did you just automatically disqualify yourself? :D

did you just automatically disqualify yourself? :D

you have a huge list,
what about the qualities that YOU have to give in response?:D

you have a huge list,
what about the qualities that YOU have to give in response?:D

I got it all baby :D

did you just automatically disqualify yourself? :D

Hmm...did you learn it from The Great One. :D

I got it all baby :D
of course you do.... :eek:

Novoye -- eto khorosho zabytoye staroye. :)

Indeed, quite old topic -- last post (before yours) was from over a year ago.

But I can understand the leaning towards reading and re-reading my brilliant posts. :) I enjoy it too. :)

This is an old topic ...... but .... any one else care to share? ;)

What I want: Wisdom, Depth, Maturity, Philosophical, Sympathetic, Faithfull, Witty, Knowledgable, Good Listener, Not argumentative, Straight forward (with tact), Honesty, Ambitious, Capable, Responsible, Self Sufficient, Sharp, Funny, Family Oriented, Ethical, Preferably Semi-Observant Jew..


Wisdom is a male attribute. Women may be smart and intelligent, but not wise.

Wisdom is a male attribute. Women may be smart and intelligent, but not wise.

Good point. And for those who are wise, they look like men :D.

Good point. And for those who are wise, they look like men :D.
This is so not true. I had a teacher for 3 yrs., 6th grade, 7th grade and 8th grade. She was sssssooooooooooo smart, I don't think any other person that would teach Language Arts and be as smart as her. She knew so much more than what she needed to teach. She was a fun teacher and miss her and regret not listening in her classes.

This is so not true. I had a teacher for 3 yrs., 6th grade, 7th grade and 8th grade. She was sssssooooooooooo smart, I don't think any other person that would teach Language Arts and be as smart as her. She knew so much more than what she needed to teach. She was a fun teacher and miss her and regret not listening in her classes.

Look at your own words. You said "She was sssssooooooooooo smart," not "wise." It does not sound right if you say, "She was soooooooo wise." :charac32:

Look at your own words. You said "She was sssssooooooooooo smart," not "wise." It does not sound right if you say, "She was soooooooo wise." :charac32:
if u're sssssooooooooooo(not so) smart, u r definately 100% no question asked, wise.

if u're sssssooooooooooo(not so) smart, u r definately 100% no question asked, wise.

smart and wise are two different things!

women can be smart, understanding, and have bina yetera (special women's intuition) :)

smart and wise are two different things!

women can be smart, understanding, and have bina yetera (special women's intuition) :)
I never said smart, I said sssssssssssoooooooooooo smart and u no who I am talking abt.

I never said smart, I said sssssssssssoooooooooooo smart and u no who I am talking abt.

yes, i know who u r talking about. she may be very smart...maybe genius, but she is not WISE!
if u ask her urself, im sure she will tell u the same :tongue12:

in the Torah, have u ever seen a woman being called wise? even the eshet chayil is not called wise. its not a word to fit a female.
look at the zekenim...our sages...all older MEN!

yes, i know who u r talking about. she may be very smart...maybe genius, but she is not WISE!
if u ask her urself, im sure she will tell u the same :tongue12:

in the Torah, have u ever seen a woman being called wise? even the eshet chayil is not called wise. its not a word to fit a female.
look at the zekenim...our sages...all older MEN!
she wouldn't say that she's wise b/c she's not the type who thinks high abt herself. I think I know her better than u, at least for now. You'll c for urself next yr.
Wat MEN in the Torah are called wise. Just b/c they're given a special job doesn't mean they r wise, it just means that they're the ones chosen to do that job and women have other jobs to do.

if u're sssssooooooooooo(not so) smart, u r definately 100% no question asked, wise.

Are you in your right mind? :fight25: I suggest you grab a dictionary before making an a$$ out of yourself :mad25:

if u're sssssooooooooooo(not so) smart, u r definately 100% no question asked, wise.

A woman can likewise have a wisdom-tooth like a man but wisdom itself can not be possessed by a woman. Cunning, wily, and smart can apply to women as well as to men; which are the ability to think fast and be shrewd in dealing with others. However wisdom is the ability to discern between things and make judgments. They are two different abilities. Deliberation and decisiveness in application of years of experience and knowledge makes a man wise, which is something that women do not have (there are exceptions).

she wouldn't say that she's wise b/c she's not the type who thinks high abt herself. I think I know her better than u, at least for now. You'll c for urself next yr.
Wat MEN in the Torah are called wise. Just b/c they're given a special job doesn't mean they r wise, it just means that they're the ones chosen to do that job and women have other jobs to do.

it has nothing to do with knowing her or not. if i knew her for 50 years or for 10 seconds, i would tell u both times that she is NOT wise.

wat men in the torah r called wise??? the zekenim...their title says it all.
the definition of a sage : n. One venerated for experience, judgment, and wisdom.

woman r never called sages. there is no such thing!!!

u r right...men were given a different purpose than women and therefore, each has to make sure they do their part and not go searching to do each other's. men and women have different brains...different ways of thinking. one can have wisdom. the other can't. tell me, where have u ever seen a woman being called wise?

learning eshet chayil, u can clearly see wat the model woman, wife, and mother is. she runs the whole show! women have to be tzniut to nurture their bina yetera. with this special bina that they have that men CAN'T have, they know how to take care of their family properly and make sure everyone (husband, children, and herself included) gets what they need to grow spiritually.

it is not in a woman to be wise. it never was and will not become her tafkid.

it has nothing to do with knowing her or not. if i knew her for 50 years or for 10 seconds, i would tell u both times that she is NOT wise.

wat men in the torah r called wise??? the zekenim...their title says it all.
the definition of a sage : n. One venerated for experience, judgment, and wisdom.

woman r never called sages. there is no such thing!!!

u r right...men were given a different purpose than women and therefore, each has to make sure they do their part and not go searching to do each other's. men and women have different brains...different ways of thinking. one can have wisdom. the other can't. tell me, where have u ever seen a woman being called wise?

learning eshet chayil, u can clearly see wat the model woman, wife, and mother is. she runs the whole show! women have to be tzniut to nurture their bina yetera. with this special bina that they have that men CAN'T have, they know how to take care of their family properly and make sure everyone (husband, children, and herself included) gets what they need to grow spiritually.

it is not in a woman to be wise. it never was and will not become her tafkid.

Just for your info, I have met a few older women that possessed lots of wisdom, and some of them may not have been Jewish, as irrelevant as that is. I don't think you should under estimate women in such a way simply because you were "told" that they cannot be wise..

Very simple....3 things....Food, Sex, Silence. :) :) :)

and TV

and TV

TV is poison, especially Network TV. Its made for sheep.

Ocean you should post the words to the cheer that we had in color war. lol

starts with "i dont care ....."

I dont know the words..

TV is poison, especially Network TV. Its made for sheep.

Then, I guess 95% of the world is poisoned and sheeps, better yet poisoned sheeps :)

Ocean you should post the words to the cheer that we had in color war. lol

starts with "i dont care ....."

I dont know the words..

lol...i just burst out in laughter. wat does that song have to do with this? but anyways, only to make u happy, here goes:

I don't care if he's short, fat, or tall!
I don't care if he's handsome at all!
I don't care if he's old and corroded!
All I care is that he's loaded!
Loaded with Torah Torah,
Loaded with Torah!

First time I heard girls at school sing it, I was on the floor laughing!!!

lol...i just burst out in laughter. wat does that song have to do with this? but anyways, only to make u happy, here goes:

I don't care if he's short, fat, or tall!
I don't care if he's handsome at all!
I don't care if he's old and corroded!
All I care is that he's loaded!
Loaded with Torah Torah,
Loaded with Torah!

First time I heard girls at school sing it, I was on the floor laughing!!!
LOL hehehe thanks :happy08: :happy32:

lol...i just burst out in laughter. wat does that song have to do with this? but anyways, only to make u happy, here goes:

I don't care if he's short, fat, or tall!
I don't care if he's handsome at all!
I don't care if he's old and corroded!
All I care is that he's loaded!
Loaded with Torah Torah,
Loaded with Torah!

First time I heard girls at school sing it, I was on the floor laughing!!!
Are those the words to your ensemble or cheer?

A woman can likewise have a wisdom-tooth like a man but wisdom itself can not be possessed by a woman. Cunning, wily, and smart can apply to women as well as to men; which are the ability to think fast and be shrewd in dealing with others. However wisdom is the ability to discern between things and make judgments. They are two different abilities. Deliberation and decisiveness in application of years of experience and knowledge makes a man wise, which is something that women do not have (there are exceptions).

you forgot to write the name of a drug that you were on when you wrote that. DO you actually believe what you wrote? If yes, then you should admit yourself, or someone should take you to psychiatric unit, and give you a reality check.

you forgot to write the name of a drug that you were on when you wrote that. DO you actually believe what you wrote? If yes, then you should admit yourself, or someone should take you to psychiatric unit, and give you a reality check.

Nu zachem rebenku kaif lomaesh???:mad25: :innoc08:

Very simple....3 things....Food, Sex, Silence. :) :) :)

Food-Ok, SEx-obvious, But Silence? U want to be bored and have a crapy life? How can anyone want to live with a women, who doesnt interact. Life will be too boring.

Food-Ok, SEx-obvious, But Silence? U want to be bored and have a crapy life? How can anyone want to live with a women, who doesnt interact. Life will be too boring.

It was a statement from one of Chris Rock's show. Obviously, silence is an exageration. :)

you forgot to write the name of a drug that you were on when you wrote that. DO you actually believe what you wrote? If yes, then you should admit yourself, or someone should take you to psychiatric unit, and give you a reality check.

Thank you. :) I am glad you like what I wrote.