> > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids
> > each for six weeks.
> >
> > Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
> >
> > There is no fast food.
> >
> > Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
> > correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
>and
> > pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
> >
> > In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
> > week.
> >
> > Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
>dentist
> > appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make
>cookies
> > or cupcakes for a social function.
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> > Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> > planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.
> >
> > The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
>and
> > all chores are done. There is only one TV between them.
> >
> > Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid
> > song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive
>character
> > on cartoons.
> >
> > The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will
>apply
> > themselves either while driving or making four lunches.
> >
> > They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet
>stylish
> > shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.
> >
> >
> >
> > During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach
> > cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but
>never
> > once complain or slow down from other duties.
> >
> > They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least
> > once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
> >
> > He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress
> > them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.
> >
> >
> > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
> > be required to know all of the following information: each child's
> > birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> > Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length
>of
> > labor. *each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> > favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
>they
> > want to be when they grow up.
> >
> > They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then
>spend
> > the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them
>hand
> > and foot until they are better.
> >
> > Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a
> > tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of
>peas.
> >
> >
> > The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
> >
> > The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate
> > with his spouse at a moments notice..
> >
> > If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
> > again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be
> > called Mother!

> >