The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
"Dust!"


In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man
and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state
troopers and a dog.


Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.


A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.


First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."


How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done
for free.


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.


If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.


Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and then it was too late."


A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

L0L!...I hope this does not turn off people from marriage

Interesting joke...