THE HUSBAND-MART

A new store named Husband-Mart opened. Husband-Mart is a store where women
>>can go and choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of
>>six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
>>ascends the flight of stairs.There is, however, a catch. As you open the
>>door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a
>>floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
>>
>>So, this woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>>floor, the sign on the door reads:
>>"Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to
>>herself, "Well, that is better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what
>>is further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads:
>>"Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to
>>herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she
>>goes.The third floor sign reads:
>>"Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."
>>"Hmm, better," she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes. The
>>fourth floor sign reads:
>>"Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and
>>help with the housework."
>>"Wow!", exclaims the woman, "very tempting. But, there must be more
>>further up!" And again she heads up another flight
>>The fifth floor sign reads:
>>"Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
>>help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
>>"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting for me on the sixth
>>floor?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>The sixth floor sign reads:
>>"Floor 6 - You are visitor #1,260,459,789,015 to this floor. There are no
>>men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>>impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a
>>nice day!"
>>