Joke - The WatchJack has stolen the rabbi's gold watch and afterwards felt guilty about what he did.

After a sleepless night, he went to the rabbi.

"Rabbi, I stole a gold watch."

"But Jack, that's forbidden! You should return it immediately!"

"What shall I do?

"Give it back to the owner."

"Do you want it?"

"No, I said return it to its owner."

"But he doesn't want it." "

"In that case, you can keep it."

good one!