Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?
A: So her daughter would visit twice a week.

Q: What kind of cigarettes do Jewish Mothers smoke?
A: Gefiltered.

Q: What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish Mothers?
A: Guilt

Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Q: What is a genius?
A: An average student with a Jewish Mother