QueenofLilies
05-19-2005, 10:12 AM
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this
research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and
always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this
research??)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)