yo momma

Yo Mommas so fat the supermaket sign said “wet floor” and she did

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Yo mama is so stupid...

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

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Yo Mama is so fat...
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama is so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."