A lady approaches her rabbi & tells him "Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the rabbi inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes, Want to have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" the rabbi exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house & I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray & read Hebrew. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase & your female parrots will learn to praise & worship.

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbi's house. His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots & the female parrots say "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot & exclaims,

"Put away the siddurs (prayer books)! Our prayers have been answered!"