Tssipa
06-10-2005, 11:32 PM
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one
>"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
>"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
>The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
>"What about you John, how would you say it?"
>"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
>The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
>"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
>"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
>
>The teacher fainted.
>"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
>"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
>The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
>"What about you John, how would you say it?"
>"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
>The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
>"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
>"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
>
>The teacher fainted.