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Subject: Philosophies

1. I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.


2. If I save time, when do I get it back?


3. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.


4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's Left.


5. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.


6. A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say.


7. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly
are the others here for?


8. The Best of Provebs :

Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough


9 . Living on Earth may be expensive...

but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun..


10. Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep !


11. ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ?


13 .A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain
interest and long enough to cover the subject


14 .A drunk was hauled into court.

Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking....
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?


15. Can you do anything that other people can't?

Sure, I can read my handwriting