:) Great Reasons To Be A Guy...

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<--not true, guys talk on the phone as much as girls do.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<-- OK I agree
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.<<--I'm a big girl, I don't need a support group

You can leave the motel bed unmade.<-- so can you if your a girl, it's a character trait not a gender issue


If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.<<-- NOt true, same as with girls

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.<-- may be never checked
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.<<---not if you're bukharian guy

Everything on your face stays its original color.<--guys prefer tanning salons lately

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.<-- no he can't.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<<-Ok chto pravda to pravda


Car mechanics tell you the truth.<- no they don't, they lie to everyone they can

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."<-personality trait, has nothing to do with gender/sex

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.<--unfortunately true, but latley they get paranoid too :D
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.<-NOPE, from what i've heard in bukharian tradition the groom pays for the wedding dress and the bride pays for the tux.

You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.<-what do you mean? s pustimi rukami k drugu? Not if you're a respectable bukharian person.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.<<- i don't know about this one, BUT I know for sure that I would not want to come to the party wearing the same outfit as someone else.

Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"<--lol
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.<---LOL

You almost never have strap problems in public.<--what's that?

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.<-- yes i've seen
Your belly usually hides your big hips.<--that's not good

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons<--boring person

I like yours Tssipa