Reasons To Be Single

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
I could show my girlfriend where I live.
I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

Reasons To Be Single


Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
I could show my girlfriend where I live.
I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

Reasons NOT to be single!!!!!!

You would not need to cook, you will be served the food that you want.
You would actually have a clean shirt and pants to wear.
Your toilet will be clean, without anything crolling around it.
You can actually tell the bartender, "That hot girl is my wife, keep your hands and eyes off her"
When you get home from work, you will have someone to work with in the bedroom :-)
Your girlfriend would not need to see where you live, because you will be married to a better woman.
You will be driving a miniskirt IN the minivan (more room) ;-)
You would save $382,983.25 in condoms cost.
You would get to see what 2 paychecks look like.
You would get to see by how much your credit limit would increse on your credit cards.
Well, she would have a mother-in-law too, so you are even there.
When you come home drunk, you have someone to give you an asprin and fulfill your most drunk fantasies.
You would have a live navigation system next to you, while driving. Wouldn't need to ask for directions anymore.
When asked for his opinion, a married guy can say, "Hell yes, you are fat!!! But that is because you are wearing too much clothes. I know how you can loose a lot of weight, quick!!!!!"

Reasons NOT to be single!!!!!!

You would not need to cook, you will be served the food that you want.
You would actually have a clean shirt and pants to wear.
Your toilet will be clean, without anything crolling around it.
You can actually tell the bartender, "That hot girl is my wife, keep your hands and eyes off her"
When you get home from work, you will have someone to work with in the bedroom :-)
Your girlfriend would not need to see where you live, because you will be married to a better woman.
You will be driving a miniskirt IN the minivan (more room) ;-)
You would save $382,983.25 in condoms cost.
You would get to see what 2 paychecks look like.
You would get to see by how much your credit limit would increse on your credit cards.
Well, she would have a mother-in-law too, so you are even there.
When you come home drunk, you have someone to give you an asprin and fulfill your most drunk fantasies.
You would have a live navigation system next to you, while driving. Wouldn't need to ask for directions anymore.
When asked for his opinion, a married guy can say, "Hell yes, you are fat!!! But that is because you are wearing too much clothes. I know how you can loose a lot of weight, quick!!!!!"

So, lenchiknyc, are you single or what? :)

Reasons NOT to be single!!!!!!

You would not need to cook, you will be served the food that you want.
You would actually have a clean shirt and pants to wear.
Your toilet will be clean, without anything crolling around it.
You can actually tell the bartender, "That hot girl is my wife, keep your hands and eyes off her"
When you get home from work, you will have someone to work with in the bedroom :-)
Your girlfriend would not need to see where you live, because you will be married to a better woman.
You will be driving a miniskirt IN the minivan (more room) ;-)
You would save $382,983.25 in condoms cost.
You would get to see what 2 paychecks look like.
You would get to see by how much your credit limit would increse on your credit cards.
Well, she would have a mother-in-law too, so you are even there.
When you come home drunk, you have someone to give you an asprin and fulfill your most drunk fantasies.
You would have a live navigation system next to you, while driving. Wouldn't need to ask for directions anymore.
When asked for his opinion, a married guy can say, "Hell yes, you are fat!!! But that is because you are wearing too much clothes. I know how you can loose a lot of weight, quick!!!!!"


but that's from a guy's point of view.
Who cares what his reasons are. Lenchick are you girl or a guy? I'm confused

but that's from a guy's point of view.
Who cares what his reasons are. Lenchick are you girl or a guy? I'm confused

Tssipochka!!! don't you care?

So, lenchiknyc, are you single or what? :)

Yes I am single :-)))

but that's from a guy's point of view.
Who cares what his reasons are. Lenchick are you girl or a guy? I'm confused

Tssipa, I am sorry but I think you are a little slow. What is there to be confused about?? I am a girl. This was written as a counter response to the joke that the guy posted. What is there not to understand???

You people gotta stop taking things too literal. And btw, read what the other person writes carefully, before posting stupid questions.

Tssipa, I am sorry but I think you are a little slow. What is there to be confused about?? I am a girl. This was written as a counter response to the joke that the guy posted. What is there not to understand???

You people gotta stop taking things too literal. And btw, read what the other person writes carefully, before posting stupid questions.

ooooooooooooooo a girl with an attitude. heheheh no need to get frustrated. Take a deep breath and get over it. We all make mistakes, its only human.

Tssipochka!!! don't you care?

I do, I do, after all i do have a father and a brother.:innoc04:

Sounds like a guys dream girl.....

Reasons NOT to be single!!!!!!

You would not need to cook, you will be served the food that you want.
You would actually have a clean shirt and pants to wear.
Your toilet will be clean, without anything crolling around it.
You can actually tell the bartender, "That hot girl is my wife, keep your hands and eyes off her"
When you get home from work, you will have someone to work with in the bedroom :-)
Your girlfriend would not need to see where you live, because you will be married to a better woman.
You will be driving a miniskirt IN the minivan (more room) ;-)
You would save $382,983.25 in condoms cost.
You would get to see what 2 paychecks look like.
You would get to see by how much your credit limit would increse on your credit cards.
Well, she would have a mother-in-law too, so you are even there.
When you come home drunk, you have someone to give you an asprin and fulfill your most drunk fantasies.
You would have a live navigation system next to you, while driving. Wouldn't need to ask for directions anymore.
When asked for his opinion, a married guy can say, "Hell yes, you are fat!!! But that is because you are wearing too much clothes. I know how you can loose a lot of weight, quick!!!!!"

Sounds like a guys dream girl.....

Well, that's what happens when you get married. Everyone finds a perfect match for them :-)

Reasons NOT to be single!!!!!!
You would save. $382,983.25 in condoms cost"

Wow thats a lot of money for condoms. What kind of condoms do you buy? Are they extra, extra large magnum kak kambinzon for the whole body as in naked gun movie? If you make a calculation of money spend on condoms during men's potent life time it will come up to be:
(1 dollor per condom)*(365 days a year)*(60 years of potency) = $ 21,900

(You can do actuarial calculations to estimate a life expectancy of a manhood for an individual man. People do this for Cock Insurance. So Sixty years that I chose is just arbitrary)

Anyways a guy can't save $382,983.25 in condoms costs. This reminds me of a joke. Son asks his father "Can a wife make a man a millionaire?" The father answers "Yes if he is already a billionaire."

A reason not to be single - imagine being alone in old age. That's pretty common among americans. I know one guy who had a heart attack while being alone in his house. He was saved only by his buharian home attendant :happy65: who happened to make an unscheduled visit on a Sunday morning. I also know one woman who recently retired from my company. She had no kids or grand-children. She'll spend the rest of her life with the other old farts :happy08: in one of retirement communities in Florida.

A reason not to be single - imagine being alone in old age. That's pretty common among americans. I know one guy who had a heart attack while being alone in his house. He was saved only by his buharian home attendant :happy65: who happened to make an unscheduled visit on a Sunday morning. I also know one woman who recently retired from my company. She had no kids or grand-children. She'll spend the rest of her life with the other old farts :happy08: in one the retirement communities in Florida.

that's very depressing.

that's very depressing.
yeah not very inviting