This joke is cruel, but i just want you to know that my muslim friend sent it to me

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a US Visa

Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Lalas!

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels.

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man ...isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh.......... dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

it would be funny if it was not true.

lol mad funny, makes it funnier since it's kinda true.