Executive
06-30-2005, 12:38 AM
Guys, most of you probably heard the women are like apples story (below). But please read further about men being like wine :).
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at
the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for
the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb
all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to
have dinner with.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of falling
and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at
the top think something is
wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for
the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb
all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn
into something acceptable to
have dinner with.