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Executive
07-01-2005, 09:06 PM
The Miss Russian NY beauty pageant was held last week in Brooklyn's Rasputin. After several months of preliminary castings, press conferences and photo sessions, a winner was finally chosen.

for more info plus videos of the castings, photo-sessions etc click here:
Miss Russian NY 2005 (http://www.russianny.com/webrny/dtcontest/missrny2005/contest.asp?Contestid=20)
(Video clips are at the bottom of the page)

Now getting closer to my point, I think we as Bukharian Jews should seriously consider launching a similar pageant, but instead to make the contest a bit more geographically diverse considering our smaller population. That being said, the winner will be Miss Bukharian World.
We can gather candidates from over-seas, whether from Israel, Austria, Germany etc. The finalists will have to be chosen based on several criteria, not only aesthetic beauty. and obviously the winner would be a physically appealing, educated, well rounded and well spoken female. (I know thats a hell of a challenge, but hey we can try :) ) .

Please Scorpiogrl and the rest of the members, give this some thought. And I would definetly not mind contributing any of my resources to this.

Tssipa
07-02-2005, 03:15 AM
I agree, and I think we should do same thing for our Bukharian, male population. :D

Executive
07-02-2005, 10:36 AM
I agree, and I think we should do same thing for our Bukharian, male population. :D

No, I think we should stick to females since it would be much more of a challenge (especially to find a complete package, or anything remotely close). This truly would be one hell of a scavenger hunt!! :)

If we conducted a male contest, it would be named Mr. Bukharian Rego Park, since all finalists would be easily recruited from Platinum gym based on looks, and we would end up with no winners due to either lack of brains, education, history of drug abuse, or criminal record. :). Too easy yet very pointless. (Guys usually need the gym to look good, girls don't).

Besides that, most of the fully qualified guys are long married, and in our community every year of marriage adds an extra few pounds on to both sexes. The females who run would need to be 18 years of age or older (too young for guys, since girls mature faster than boys).
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Disclaimer: The above remarks are in no way to be taken as insults or negative implications. The statements made are based on casual humor and are intended to be accepted as entertainment. Please read with an open mind, without making judgements about the author. :)

Mona Lisa
07-02-2005, 10:14 PM
The Miss Russian NY beauty pageant was held last week in Brooklyn's Rasputin. After several months of preliminary castings, press conferences and photo sessions, a winner was finally chosen.

for more info plus videos of the castings, photo-sessions etc click here:
Miss Russian NY 2005 (http://www.russianny.com/webrny/dtcontest/missrny2005/contest.asp?Contestid=20)
(Video clips are at the bottom of the page)

Now getting closer to my point, I think we as Bukharian Jews should seriously consider launching a similar pageant, but instead to make the contest a bit more geographically diverse considering our smaller population. That being said, the winner will be Miss Bukharian World.
We can gather candidates from over-seas, whether from Israel, Austria, Germany etc. The finalists will have to be chosen based on several criteria, not only aesthetic beauty. and obviously the winner would be a physically appealing, educated, well rounded and well spoken female. (I know thats a hell of a challenge, but hey we can try :) ) .

Please Scorpiogrl and the rest of the members, give this some thought. And I would definetly not mind contributing any of my resources to this.
Are you looking for a wife? I know a couple of bukharian guys who wanted to do the same thing because they were having a hard time finding their significant other. :happy34:

Executive
07-02-2005, 10:29 PM
Are you looking for a wife? I know a couple of bukharian guys who wanted to do the same thing because they were having a hard time finding their significant other. :happy34:


Actually on the contrary, I would not want nor am I looking for an Idealistic girl to marry. I just like these types of events :). Beautiful and smart young ladies inspire me :).

I think an event like this would draw lots of attention and give several of our Bukharian business owners a chance to advertise themselves by being sponsors.

Examples:

Beauty Salons
Hair salons
Bridal Designers/Taylors
Jewelers
Videographers
Restaurant Owners
Travel Agents
and more...

Mona Lisa
07-02-2005, 10:31 PM
Actually on the contrary, I would not want nor am I looking for an Idealistic girl to marry. I just like these types of events :). Beautiful and smart young ladies inspire me :).

I think an event like this would draw lots of attention and give several of our Bukharian business owners a chance to advertise themselves by being sponsors.
Thank you for your honesty. ;) Which bukharian business owners do you have in mind?

Tssipa
07-02-2005, 10:39 PM
Are you looking for a wife? I know a couple of bukharian guys who wanted to do the same thing because they were having a hard time finding their significant other. :happy34:

I think you are right on the target. lol :D

Executive
07-02-2005, 10:43 PM
Thank you for your honesty. ;) Which bukharian business owners do you have in mind?

I updated it. Re-read.

Tssipa
07-02-2005, 10:43 PM
No, I think we should stick to females since it would be much more of a challenge (especially to find a complete package, or anything remotely close). This truly would be one hell of a scavenger hunt!! :)

If we conducted a male contest, it would be named Mr. Bukharian Rego Park, since all finalists would be easily recruited from Platinum gym based on looks, and we would end up with no winners due to either lack of brains, education, history of drug abuse, or criminal record. :). Too easy yet very pointless. (Guys usually need the gym to look good, girls don't).

Besides that, most of the fully qualified guys are long married, and in our community every year of marriage adds an extra few pounds on to both sexes. The females who run would need to be 18 years of age or older (too young for guys, since girls mature faster than boys).
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Disclaimer: The above remarks are in no way to be taken as insults or negative implications. The statements made are based on casual humor and are intended to be accepted as entertainment. Please read with an open mind, without making judgements about the author. :)

There is more to guy than just his looks, brains, confidence, education, how much respect he has for females.
Please, not all guys do drugs and have a criminal record. There are many decent guys among Bukharians.

Mona Lisa
07-02-2005, 10:44 PM
Actually on the contrary, I would not want nor am I looking for an Idealistic girl to marry. I just like these types of events :). Beautiful and smart young ladies inspire me :).

I think an event like this would draw lots of attention and give several of our Bukharian business owners a chance to advertise themselves by being sponsors.

Examples:

Beauty Salons
Hair salons
Bridal Designers/Taylors
Jewelers
Videographers
Restaurant Owners
Travel Agents
and more...

Those businesses don't really need to advertise. In our community the best advertising is the word of mouth.

Executive
07-02-2005, 11:23 PM
Those businesses don't really need to advertise. In our community the best advertising is the word of mouth.


For Promotional purposes: Check out this example

Miss Russian NY 2005 SPONSORS (http://www.russianny.com/webrny/dtcontest/missrny2005/ContestSponsors.asp?ContestID=20)

Executive
07-02-2005, 11:30 PM
There is more to guy than just his looks, brains, confidence, education, how much respect he has for females.
Please, not all guys do drugs and have a criminal record. There are many decent guys among Bukharians.

Tssipa, regardless of that, a pageant is still a pageant. The above description referred to guys from PLATINUM gym.. Not to say 100% of the guys from there, just a silly stereotype. Tssipa, please read the disclaimer I included below the comment.

Tssipa
07-03-2005, 01:03 AM
Tssipa, regardless of that, a pageant is still a pageant. The above description referred to guys from PLATINUM gym.. Not to say 100% of the guys from there, just a silly stereotype. Tssipa, please read the disclaimer I included below the comment.

sir,
if you dont mean what you say, then why bother? Be a man, stand behind your words, dont just throw them around.

Executive
07-03-2005, 01:12 AM
sir,
if you dont mean what you say, then why bother? Be a man, stand behind your words, dont just throw them around.

When i make a statement, every word has meaning, I don't waste words :). I am fully aware of what I write my dear. I write from personal experience most of the time. Tell me Miss Tssipa, how many times were you in Platinum gym?

Aragorn
07-03-2005, 01:09 PM
When i make a statement, every word has meaning, I don't waste words :). I am fully aware of what I write my dear. I write from personal experience most of the time. Tell me Miss Tssipa, how many times were you in Platinum gym?
Platinum gym sucks. Alot of guys there. My favorite gym is Lucille Roberts.

scorpiogrl
07-03-2005, 04:37 PM
Executive,

I like your idea about Pageant. We really need to look into this. But before we do this we have to think everything out: where, what, how, when. Also, what do you think should the winner get as a present?

Executive
07-03-2005, 06:00 PM
Executive,

I like your idea about Pageant. We really need to look into this. But before we do this we have to think everything out: where, what, how, when. Also, what do you think should the winner get as a present?

Thanks for looking at the idea. As far as prizes are concerned, preferably would be something from one of the sponsors. Such as maybe a Trip somewhere from a travel agency who sponsors the event. Runner's up can have a piece of Jewelry from a Jeweler sponsor. Followed by maybe free hair/beauty salon service for a year at a sponsoring salon.

I think if we can aim higher as far as prizes, the better it would be. Here is a link to the Russian NY prizes: http://www.russianny.com/webrny/dtcontest/missrny2005/Contest.asp?ContestID=20

Executive
07-03-2005, 06:03 PM
Executive,

I like your idea about Pageant. We really need to look into this. But before we do this we have to think everything out: where, what, how, when. Also, what do you think should the winner get as a present?


Yes you are right, this would take ALOT of planning, without a doubt. Would require a group effort from various community members. Videographers, Restaurant owners, private investors, organizations in order to make this happen. atleast we have a model to follow. I think this year, the Russian NY team did amazingly better than last year with this pageant. Highly professional and organized.

OceanofMemories
07-03-2005, 08:33 PM
just something i was wondering.....would any of our boojle girls go for this? ;)

Jew4Life
07-03-2005, 10:39 PM
just something i was wondering.....would any of our boojle girls go for this? ;)
would you... :party39: :mad25:

Executive
07-04-2005, 12:30 AM
just something i was wondering.....would any of our boojle girls go for this? ;)


The question isn't about if they would go for it, but if they will even be qualified :)

OceanofMemories
07-04-2005, 01:03 AM
would you... :party39: :mad25:

im too shy for this :o

Jew4Life
07-04-2005, 06:34 PM
im too shy for this :o
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh :( I zabil about zat... :sign58:

Mona Lisa
07-04-2005, 07:19 PM
The question isn't about if they would go for it, but if they will even be qualified :)
Aren't we feeling a little over-confident or should I say arrogant?

LubiMChickS
07-04-2005, 11:27 PM
The question isn't about if they would go for it, but if they will even be qualified :)
good point! :party29:

Executive
07-04-2005, 11:27 PM
Aren't we feeling a little over-confident or should I say arrogant?

"over confident or arrogant"? How so? I'm a guy hun :). I'm simply stating a realistic fact...

Mona Lisa
07-05-2005, 06:54 PM
"over confident or arrogant"? How so? I'm a guy hun :). I'm simply stating a realistic fact...
Let me clarify my point.............The question isn't about if you would go for it, but will you even be qualified for Mr. Bukharian Universe? :sign58:

Executive
07-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Let me clarify my point.............The question isn't about if you would go for it, but will you even be qualified for Mr. Bukharian Universe? :sign58:

I thought I made it abundantly clear that the beauty pageant would be between FEMALES only.. Therefore, its survival of the fittest for you girls :D

Mona Lisa
07-05-2005, 09:52 PM
I thought I made it abundantly clear that the beauty pageant would be between FEMALES only.. Therefore, its survival of the fittest for you girls :D
If the pageant were between MALES ......It would be survival of the fittest for you boys also!

Jew4Life
07-05-2005, 11:38 PM
If the pageant were between MALES ......It would be survival of the fittest for you boys also!
If, is the key word... :party39:

Executive
07-05-2005, 11:50 PM
If, is the key word... :party39:

EXACTLY! :D Thanks Jew ;)

Tssipa
07-06-2005, 12:35 AM
Let me clarify my point.............The question isn't about if you would go for it, but will you even be qualified for Mr. Bukharian Universe? :sign58:

you know he did mention earlier that, bukharian guys are pretty much losers. Therefore they should not even bother entering or considering a beauty pageant.



And I would think that many girls who will agree to take part in such activities where they will have to be half naked, will be looked at as !@#$% (!@%23$%), even if one will win the 1st place. Is it not so?

FriendlyPA
07-06-2005, 12:43 AM
you know he did mention earlier that, bukharian guys are pretty much losers. Therefore they should not even bother entering or considering a beauty pageant.


Ай, Ай, Ай, Ай, Ну зачем так плохо о нас говорить?

Tssipa
07-06-2005, 01:01 AM
Ай, Ай, Ай, Ай, Ну зачем так плохо о нас говорить?

da eto ne ya. I only summarized what Mr. Executive stated earlier, while i was trying to say nice things about our Bukharian male population.

Executive
07-06-2005, 01:02 AM
you know he did mention earlier that, bukharian guys are pretty much losers. Therefore they should not even bother entering or considering a beauty pageant.



And I would think that many girls who will agree to take part in such activities where they will have to be half naked, will be looked at as !@#$% (!@%23$%), even if one will win the 1st place. Is it not so?

ts ts ts.. Yet again Miss Tssipa puts words in my mouth.. First of all I never called anyone a loser. I simply made it clear that most muscular Bukharian guys attend a gym where most happen to be hair dressers or criminals referring to the majority.
Secondly, the beauty pageant would not require any of the contestants to be "half naked". On the contrary our religious leaders wouldn't be too happy with that as well.
Very interesting yet filthy imagination you have there. Please try and control it as much as possible ;).

Thank you :D

Executive
07-06-2005, 01:07 AM
Ай, Ай, Ай, Ай, Ну зачем так плохо о нас говорить?


Ona prosta ne davolna tsem shto ona ne s'mozhet uchastvovat v'etom konkursi.. ts ts ts....

Tssipa
07-06-2005, 01:17 AM
ts ts ts.. Yet again Miss Tssipa puts words in my mouth.. First of all I never called anyone a loser. I simply made it clear that most muscular Bukharian guys attend a gym where most happen to be hair dressers or criminals referring to the majority.
Secondly, the beauty pageant would not require any of the contestants to be "half naked". On the contrary our religious leaders wouldn't be too happy with that as well.
Very interesting yet filthy imagination you have there. Please try and control it as much as possible ;).

Thank you :D

Dear Sir Executive,

May I point out to you, that person's career/trade choice or his/her level of college education does not make the person. I hope you are intelligent enough to generalize my statement....and apply it well.

Executive
07-06-2005, 01:29 AM
Dear Sir Executive,

May I point out to you, that person's career/trade choice or his/her level of college education does not make the person. I hope you are intelligent enough to generalize my statement....and apply it well.


I agree with you to a certain degree, however, it is also a paradox. Many times the carreer or occupation makes the person. Surroundings rub-off and so do the behaviour pattern of co-workers.

I am sure if an intelligent honors student works as a hair dresser among fellow Bukharians for a few years, eventually he will develope their personality characteristics and behaviour patterns.

At young ages people are most vulnerable to developemental alterations, because strong belief systems havent been put in place yet and change is inevitable from environmental conditions. Also, not all criminals are born, many are made..

FriendlyPA
07-06-2005, 01:30 AM
Ona prosta ne davolna tsem shto ona ne s'mozhet uchastvovat v'etom konkursi.. ts ts ts....

Ну зачем так?...Мне даже очень кажется что она сможет учавствовать в этом конкурсе (если захочет). Только если честно, не знаю как наша бухарская община посмотрит на такой конкурс. И даже если правильно воспримит наша община, не знаю многих родителей которые бы согласились отправить дочь на такие соревнования. Было бы очень интересно посмотреть на реакцию всех людей. Лично для меня, мне бы очень хотелось, чтоб этот проект совершился, хотя бы только чтоб я наконец понял может ли наша община принять такой конкурс как нармальное явление.

Executive
07-06-2005, 01:39 AM
Ну зачем так?...Мне даже очень кажется что она сможет учавствовать в этом конкурсе (если захочет). Только если честно, не знаю как наша бухарская община посмотрит на такой конкурс. И даже если правильно воспримит наша община, не знаю многих родителей которые бы согласились отправить дочь на такие соревнования. Было бы очень интересно посмотреть на реакцию всех людей. Лично для меня, мне бы очень хотелось, чтоб этот проект совершился, хотя бы только чтоб я наконец понял может ли наша община принять такой конкурс как нармальное явление.

Все это зависит, как идея будет представлена им. excuse me for my Russian, but I'm trying to learn hehe. :)

TheGreatOne
07-06-2005, 06:24 PM
why do people talk about "half-naked"ness? If you do something, do it right, do it all the way. :)

ts ts ts.. Yet again Miss Tssipa puts words in my mouth.. First of all I never called anyone a loser. I simply made it clear that most muscular Bukharian guys attend a gym where most happen to be hair dressers or criminals referring to the majority.
Secondly, the beauty pageant would not require any of the contestants to be "half naked". On the contrary our religious leaders wouldn't be too happy with that as well.
Very interesting yet filthy imagination you have there. Please try and control it as much as possible ;).

Thank you :D

SokolinyiGlaz
07-07-2005, 12:11 AM
i think that we should replace a swimsuit competition with somehting
more original, nu maybe joma

Tssipa
07-07-2005, 12:19 AM
i think that we should replace a swimsuit competition with somehting
more original, nu maybe joma

heheh, right, and singing replace with cooking, or ironing man's shirts.
:fitgirl:-->>> :party20:

FriendlyPA
07-07-2005, 01:37 AM
heheh, right, and singing replace with cooking, or ironing man's shirts.
:fitgirl:-->>> :party20:

А это не плохая идея...Когда я был маленький, в пионерском лагере был такой конкурс...Ну конешно 8-9 летние девочки в купальниках ни бегали, но яблоки они чистили (кто быстрее). А мы можем придумать например кто приготовить хороший обед (я подаюсь в жюри).

TheSpiritualOne
07-07-2005, 09:14 AM
I agree, and I think we should do same thing for our Bukharian, male population. :D
I agree as well. I believe that what Mr. Executive is proposing is not at all a bad idea. However, I would like to see the same contest for guys!!! And I do agree with executive once again in that he is not looking for miss perfect; men are terribly afraid of beautiful + smart women - that is one of their biggest fears. Though I think this idea sounds like lots of fun, we should definitely do it :)

But then again, SokoliniyGlaz is right - lets make it more original. No swimsuits!!!

TheGreatOne
07-07-2005, 05:59 PM
Ето называется "А-ну ка девушки..." :)

А это не плохая идея...Когда я был маленький, в пионерском лагере был такой конкурс...Ну конешно 8-9 летние девочки в купальниках ни бегали, но яблоки они чистили (кто быстрее). А мы можем придумать например кто приготовить хороший обед (я подаюсь в жюри).

Jew4Life
07-08-2005, 12:54 AM
EXACTLY! :D Thanks Jew ;)
no problem dude! :party29:

HedgeFundBoy
08-16-2005, 04:30 PM
Interesting idea - have ever met anyone that at least came close to the complete package?:)

Shoshy
08-16-2005, 05:33 PM
Guys!! lets do this, this sounds like a cool idea. not to hard to execute either.

Executive
08-16-2005, 05:43 PM
Guys!! lets do this, this sounds like a cool idea. not to hard to execute either.

Actually it would be very hard to organize and prepare for professionaly.

Shoshy
08-16-2005, 05:44 PM
Actually it would be very hard to organize and prepare for professionaly.
if you put the right minds and resources together, nothing as hard unless we make it hard. Think positively!!

Jew4Life
08-16-2005, 06:34 PM
if you put the right minds and resources together, nothing as hard unless we make it hard. Think positively!!
As Israelis say, ishpatlut khati mazal or as my signature sates bellow: Az banda kharakat, az Khudo barakat!

Shoshy
08-16-2005, 06:59 PM
As Israelis say, ishpatlut khati mazal or as my signature sates bellow: Az banda kharakat, az Khudo barakat!
Dude, Im Israeli but I have no idea what you just said...lol

Jew4Life
08-16-2005, 07:04 PM
Dude, Im Israeli but I have no idea what you just said...lol
lol, are you serious??? Red it again, or atleast read the [bukh] sentance next to it...

Shoshy
08-16-2005, 07:51 PM
lol, are you serious??? Red it again, or atleast read the [bukh] sentance next to it...
Sweeety im not as fluent in Bucharian as you are......just say it in english or russian.

MortgageBanker
08-16-2005, 08:46 PM
The Miss Russian NY beauty pageant was held last week in Brooklyn's Rasputin. After several months of preliminary castings, press conferences and photo sessions, a winner was finally chosen.

for more info plus videos of the castings, photo-sessions etc click here:
Miss Russian NY 2005 (http://www.russianny.com/webrny/dtcontest/missrny2005/contest.asp?Contestid=20)
(Video clips are at the bottom of the page)

Now getting closer to my point, I think we as Bukharian Jews should seriously consider launching a similar pageant, but instead to make the contest a bit more geographically diverse considering our smaller population. That being said, the winner will be Miss Bukharian World.
We can gather candidates from over-seas, whether from Israel, Austria, Germany etc. The finalists will have to be chosen based on several criteria, not only aesthetic beauty. and obviously the winner would be a physically appealing, educated, well rounded and well spoken female. (I know thats a hell of a challenge, but hey we can try :) ) .

Please Scorpiogrl and the rest of the members, give this some thought. And I would definetly not mind contributing any of my resources to this.

Nu devchata, kto iz vas pervaya razdenitsya??? :kiss2: :kiss2: :innoc08:. I will be your sponsor :kiss2: :kiss2:

TheSpiritualOne
08-17-2005, 12:26 PM
Nu devchata, kto iz vas pervaya razdenitsya??? :kiss2: :kiss2: :innoc08:. I will be your sponsor :kiss2: :kiss2:
a davaite vi pervi a?? ato mi devchata stesnitel'niye :)

MortgageBanker
08-17-2005, 07:11 PM
a davaite vi pervi a?? ato mi devchata stesnitel'niye :)

Sure, u inviting me over??