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alik_05
01-11-2009, 01:43 AM
22 Funny Questions


Can you cry underwater?



Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?



Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?



If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?



Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?



If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?



Why is bra singular and panties plural?



Why is a boxing ring square?



Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?



Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?



What do people in China call their good plates?



Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs?



If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"?



Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?



Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?



Would a fly without wings be called a walk?



What's another word for "thesaurus"?



What's the speed of dark?



Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?



Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?



What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

bjew4u
01-11-2009, 09:32 AM
haha that's good, but I have an answer to a few of them, the last one for instance, you won't die, because the first time you're scared half to death, you lose half your life, the second time, you don't lose the other half, you lose half of the remaining half (a 1/4 is left), and so on and so forth. =]